Nov 27, 2008

Dear Token,



Please don't laugh.



My insane landlady has these weird dolls that are a little taller than I am, and she got it into her head to strip one of them to see if I could wear its clothes. Despite the fact that I am a boy.



It's too big. She had to pin it in back. I feel ridiculous.



I shouldn't have complained about the santa suit. It was preferable.



I hope life it treating you better on your end. Did your kimono come? I suspect you will look very handsome in it. I hope you'll show me.



Really, nothing can possibly be worse than- did she just call me a pretty princess?!



That's it, off it comes.



Good riddance, stupid dress. May you go back to torment the doll you came off of.



... what the... did you just take pictures of me undressing, lady?



Token, I'm so very sorry.



Um, you can give my clothes back any time now... please?



Bye, Token. I hope you don't think too poorly of me after this incident. It's not my fault, I swear!