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In BoxHere we have the Prince Diamond doll in his box. Note the half-French writing in the upper-left. Oddly enough, my friends in Canada haven't seen these dolls up there. I had to put Diamond back in his box to take this picture, since I immediately rescued him from it back at the mall. |
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Out of BoxImmediately upon rescuing the Prince from his captivity, I discovered just how cheap IRWIN is. Diamond's arms and legs only move vertically, making him walk like a mummy, his head moves horizontally, and his cape doesn't detach from his shirt. He's got a nice big head of poofy hair and tiny little earrings. |
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BackAfter discovering, much to my disgust, that his majesty's cape didn't come off, I looked underneath to see what it looked like. Rather boring, unsurprisingly. |
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ShirtlessNo guesses what the next step was. Prince Diamond lost his shirt, and incidentally the cape which was still attached to it. Stupid cape. Ah well, we discover a decent pair of pecs, confirm the one-way arms, and the fact that Diamond wears his pants very high. His back reads: (c) 1997 N T./K , TOEI IRWIN CHINA |
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ShoesNotice that the shoes are all black, as opposed to the black and white that they should be. Getting his shoes off is VERY difficult, as he seems to wear one size too small, and I nearly broke one of my nails trying to yank his shoes off the first time. |
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UnderpantsAh, now we get to the fun stuff. Once divested of his pants, we find that Diamond wears a cute little pair of white not-silk boxers. Or maybe they're briefs. Are boxers supposed to be this tight? Incidentally, his boxers get pulled down every time you take his pants off, leading me to... |
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NudeAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! They neutered Diamond!!! Oh, the indignity of it all... Yes dear readers, poor Diamond has been deprived of his masculinity. We don't even get a courtesy bulge to show that he's really male. His pride shall never recover, I'm afraid. On the up-side, he does have a cute butt... |
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