101 Uses for Chibi-Usa
(Dead or Alive!)
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102. Bookmark ((Be sure to slam the book when you finish reading))
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103. Biological weapon ((Ahh!! Get it away! Make it stop!!!))
104. Archery Lessons anyone?
105. Feather duster!! ((At least the hair could be ))
106. Some one to check for backdrafts really bad fires!!!
107. Ground up her hair and use it to refill the pink in your color ink
108. Smoke Detector! ((Well, if it doesn't work, atleast she might get
109. Mouse Trap
110. Candle Holder
111. Joke Topic ((How many Chibi's does it take to screw in a light bulb?))
113. Sell her for money to play video games at the Arcade!! No wait........who
would buy her?....Oh yeah, to use as any of these uses!!!!
114. Conversation Piece
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115. Floor Waxer
117. Lion Food
118. Flay; use skin as Drawing Paper
119. Lightbulb Filament
122. Daiquiri Mix
123. Alien: Resurrection Experimental Subject
124. Host Body
125. Matter/Antimatter Reactor Fuel
126. International Sugar Standard
127. Voodoo Doll
128. Little Sandwich Toothpick Thingie
129. Control Rod for Chernobyl
132. Wool - comes pre-dyed!
133. Michael Jackson Sex Toy
134. Driving Range Target
135. Youma Kibble
136. Chicken McNugget Filler
137. Target Practice
138. Blast Furnace Ignition
139. High-capacity Data Storage - cram her in a disk drive
140. Dead Chibi on Campus
141. Diamond-tipped Drill Tester
142. Surge Protector
143. Change Purse
145. Car Wash Detergent
146. Red-Shirt Ensign on Star Trek: TOS (PS. Any Takers on FanArt for This
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147. Chibi-Usa Brand Cardassian Vole Bait (Works every time!).
148. Punching Bag. Either a stand up life-size one, or just the head
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149. A tester to see how hot the lava in a volcano is.
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150. A tester to see how far down humans can go into the ocean before the
pressure is to great and there head explodes.
151. A way to get anybody, or even country, to willingly do whatever you want
(after hearing Rini's "Rain or Shine," they'll do anything for you
to make her stop.)
152. A good excuse to stay home ("mom, can I stay home today? I feel
sick." "What do you feel sick of?" "I saw Chibi-Usa, and
she did her hideous wink at me!" "Oh! Well, you poor dear! You'd
better stay home today. Wait, make that a week!")
153. A scary monster in horror books/films.
154. A person to send to a faraway planet to see if humans can live on it
without any oxygen to bring with them (preferably an asteroid, with no
155. Send her on a dangerous mission, like catching armed criminals, and don't
give her any weapons or ways of defending herself.
156. A good, frightening addition to a house of horrors (place her in, and the
kids freak out and run away, from sheer horror!)
157. A way to get Satan to be more agreeable ("If you don't give this
person back, we'll send Chibi-Usa to you!" "Chibi-Usa? NOOOOOO!!!!!
She's to awful! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!")
158. A much easier way to get the bad guys to go away ("If you won't
leave earth alone, will sick Chibi-Usa on you!" "AAAHHH!!!! I'm
leaving! I'm leaving!)
159. Use her as Cardassian Vole Bait. Why? Because her overwhelming kawaiiness
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160. Scalp her, use the pink stuff (it isn't hair!) to insulate your attic.
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161. Pour gasoline on her, light, tape the incident, sell tape as performance
art, make a million dollars!
162. Pogo stick
163. Babysitting aid (Exasperated babysitter: Johnny, if you don't take a bath
right now I'm going to make you spend five minutes in a room with Chibi-Usa...
164. She could actually get Clinton out of office! Just put a Mamoru mask on
Billy-Boy and watch him run with the spore following in hot pursuit!
166. If they make another Jaws, they can just throw in the evil one and watch
the shark die of sugar shock!
167. Chibi, the rodeo clown who gets senselessly mauled by bulls.
168. Pot scrubber
169. Windshield wiper
170. Anti-poisoning agent (Nurse: Doctor, if Johnny doesn't get this Drano out
of his system in five minutes, he'll die!
Doctor: Very well, bring *shudder* *gasp* *squirm* HER in.
Nurse: It worked!.... But at what cost?
Chibi-Usa: (Running around hospital terrorizing everyone) Watashi wa Chibi-Usa!
Konnichiwa! (Giggles satanically)
Note: Babylon 5 only.
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171. Food for the Pak'Ma'Ra.
172. Now at last, someone for Susan Ivanova to rip the guts out of...
173. Ship her off to Z'Ha'Dum.
174. Have Kosh Naranek drive her nuts.
175. Just another "blip" for Alfred Bester (Walter Koenig) to scan
176. Have Marcus Cole and the Narn Bat Squad beat the sh*t out of her.
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177. Marilyn Manson sex toy (gross no?)
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178. a ceiling fan cleaner
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179. a cannonball in a freak show act
180. Chibi-Usa scrapings for you hamster cage
181. A babysitter for your annoying little siblings
182.A toilet Deodorizer.
183. Just a plain freakshow act. (Imagine it, Come one come all, come see the
world's most irritating pink haired freak, you'll never look at cotton candy
the same way again, one of the most horrifying sights of the century, ONLY ONE
184. Zentradi Bait
185. Oompa-loompa bait
186. the new secret ingredient in Heinz's Sailor Moon Pasta
187. A Knife tester
188. the reason Usagi could use when she gets her tubes tied.
189. A tetherball
190.A target for the scouts to use to test out their new attacks
191. Book subject: 101 ways to skin Chibi-Usa (I got copyrights on that, so
don't touch the idea!)
192. Hostage Negotiator: Stick Her in a room with the HT, and if he won't give
up, at least Chibi gets shot as a consolation....
193. a) Tester: let her test electric fences
b) or atomic bomb's effect on people
194. Put her in a juvenile detention center every Friday, and tell the
delinquents there that if they behave the entire week, they can beat the crap
out of her every Friday...
195. Chemical Tester (Scientist: Ok, strap her in nice and tight, don't want
her getting away... Once drop of francium coming up!
Scientist: One dose of cyanide.......)
196. Stress reliever
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197. New kool-aid flavor!
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198. Professional exterminator (The pest will die at first sight)
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(this one has to do with Dragonball Z)
Use her to defeat Freeza
Goku: (to freeza) If you don't give us the Dragonballs, we'll sick Chibi Usa
Freeza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO any thing but that, take them, take them!!
(The Evil One starts chasing Gohan) Gohan: Keep it away, keep it away!!
Chibi Usa: You're kinda cute. Wanna go on a date?
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199. If there's one thing the Pink Plague is good for, it's being a hentai
dump off. Not only does all the hentai fanfic involving her (it?) suck, it
makes her look bad! Little remains to be said.
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